On Saturdays, We Mock Scott Summers | XMFC: Alcoholism in Two Forms [TFXA AU, R]
I’m not even going to try pretending there is anything legitimate about this story. It’s all drunken shenanigans, debauchery and Shark Week. No police cars were harmed in the making of Shark Week.
Special thanks go to girlwithgoldeyes for her permission to create this monstrosity to begin with, and putting up with incessant questions for a solid week. Phazzy, though, deserves a medal or ten for being my partner in crime, dealing with my babbling, staying up well past the time to sleep, humouring (and saving me from) my worst ideas, and betaing this mess anyway, after all of that. I’m not sure why you do it, but please never stop!
Title: Alcoholism in Two Forms
Rating: R
Disclaimer: This is primarily an X-Men: First Class story; all the characterisations are largely based on that film, though there are characters from elsewhere in the broader Marvel (film) Universe. This story is also based almost entirely on texts from Texts From Xavier Academy. I don’t have or make any claims to either source, although the TFXA texts are used by permission. The organisations within are fictional, including ‘Kinsey University’, to the best of my knowledge. This is a WIP. Or, more accurately, a Thing in Progress.
Summary: All of this could have been avoided, but Logan threw a firecracker under a cop car, and… It’s all Scott’s fault.
…And we’re back!
Harvey and Mike stoned together is possibly my new favourite moment of all time.
Here’s the thing, all right? I would love to sit down and give calm, rational, constructive, and neutral commentary on this election. I would. I would love to be able to do that. The problem is that Mitt Romney is pissing me off like whoa.
and the sound that my frustration with this makes is ‘aaaaaaggggggggggghhhhhh’ about every twenty four hours.
So, Tumblr, what would you think if someone took everyone you've been obsessing over for the last year and put them on a list of 'unattractive' celebrities on IMDB?
Because that happened.
IMDb: “Celebrities” who are sometimes considered attractive/handsome, but are NOT (imho) - a list by Dr_Horst_Schimanski-Galilei
Just to put this in context, that list is 15 pages long, consists of 1488 people, and David Tennant is on it.
Alexis Denisof 2
So did anyone else not know that this man was in The Avengers, or is that just me? Because I saw that film eight times, and now is the first I’m finding out about this.
Evdard Munch’s The Scream/Doctor Who’s The Silence crossover
Seriously, Iran, what’s up? Do you need a hug? Did your population not hug you enough as a child? Did the UN never love you enough? Why are you so adamant about making the world less awesome?
I follow back(:
OMG OMG OMG
instead of classes… FANDOMS!!
I WOULD BE THE HAPPIEST PERSON ON THIS PLANET.
MY LIFE NEEDS THIS
Imagine eating lunch with all your followers omg
omg
The core curriculum to include classes such as:
Fangirling 101:
- How to properly flail, express your emotions in tumblr speak, mash the keyboard in rage, express your undying love for characters and actors by insulting their face, and generally make an adorable fool of yourself.
Your OTP and You:
- The best ways to spot a slow and unassuming slide into cannon. How to make a good argument for your OTP. Most importantly: Ways to cope when they rip your heart out.
A history of Shipping Wars:
- Topics to include but not limited to: Wincest vs Destiel, Stony vs Science Boyfriends, Stony vs Like, everyone else, Doctor/River vs Doctor/Rose, EdWin vs Roy/Ed, and Kirk/Spock vs The World.
Warnings:
- How to determine what may be included in your fic that others will need to know about first. How to spot in your OWN FIC: Character Death, torture, blood, sex, specific kinks, and underage.
Tags are Friends, not food:
- A general guidline in how to tag your fan works. Special attention being paid to tagging pairings.
Metas: A Tech Writing Class
- Pretty self explanatory, and guaranteed to make you cry at least three times per session.
I would go, but I am pretty sure there will be a type of fight everyday in this school. Like, to the point where it stops being funny and people can’t get to classes because these fights get bigger due to ‘back up friends’.
…Uniforms are nice though.omg..the comments lol
god i looove your comments xx :DD thanks for rebloging/liking
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Source: find-the-beauty-within
Excuse me for a second while I freak the bloody sodding fuck OUT.
WAIT NO WHAT, POND LIFE? WHY IS THIS THE FIRST I’M HEARING OF THIS? WHY IS THIS NOT ALL OVER EVERYTHING EVER?
WE GET TO SEE THE PONDS BEING THE PONDS AND NO ONE IS ON MY DASH SCREAMING ABOUT IT WHAT?
Ahem. Sorry about that. We will now return to our regularly scheduled programming.
Between the Series Seven trailer and the Avengers Gag Reel, I don’t even know what to do with myself right now, someone slip me a mickey or something, bloody hell
my dash right now
- Hunger Games fandom: FINNICK HAS BEEN CAST!
- Doctor Who fandom: what
- Hunger Games fandom: FINNICK
- Doctor Who fandom: WHAT
- Hunger Games fandom: Fiiiiiniiickkkk
- Doctor Who fandom: SORRY CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF OUR NEW TRAILER
- Avengers fandom: GAG REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL
- Sherlock fandom: HEY DOESN'T THIS FEATHER REMIND YOU OF THE BURNING WHITE HOT FLAMES OF DESPAIR KNOWN AS REICHENBACH?? WHAT ABOUT THIS PENCIL?? DO YOU SEE THE MEANING BEHIND THE SPECIFIC TYPE OF WALL TILE?? DO YOU?!?! *mental breakdown*
Source: phoenixwormwood137
Fifty Shades of Grey narrated by Gilbert Gottfried
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS.
omg I can’t stop laughing!
omffggg
THE GIRL AT THE END THOUGH, HAHAHA
I’m crying
What the actual fuck? Holy shit I’m dying of laughter
You guys, something related to Fifty Shades of Grey just made me speechless for five solid minutes. I can’t. What the actual fuck.
Source: nerdnawesome
